Dean, this is a very serious investigation. We don't have any time for any of your blah blah blah blah. Blah blah blah blah. Blah blah blah blah...
Wait, there's no such thing as unicorns?
Dude, were you on my computer? 'Cause it's frozen now. On, uh, 'bustyasianbeauties.com'.
I don't know how to help you. But I'll keep trying, all right? As long as you keep fighting.
You know, maybe the spirits are trying to shut down the movie 'cause they think it sucks. 'Cause, it kinda does.
My daddy shot your daddy in the heaaaaad...
Okay, so that last one was evil!Sam, but it still counts.
And since we're honoring, in celebration of my newfound Peter Petrelli love, thereisnosp00n has posted a hilariously dead-on picspam comparison of Peter and Sam. Priceless.