First, the Fictional Character Meme...
1} Which fictional character frightens you the most?
Sylar (Heroes), but in a good way.
2} Which fictional parents do you most wish you had?
My gut said John Winchester (Supernatural), but since I want to do horribly dirty things to him, let's scratch that. So I'm either going with Bill Adama (Battlestar Galactica) for the same kick-ass reasons as John, or Harold and Rose Abbot (Everwood) for sheer warm fuzzy nurture factor.
3} Which fictional character has the most balls?
Oh, how different this answer would have been three weeks ago (sorry, Papa Winchester). Romo Lampkin (Battlestar Galactica) for the win.
4} To which fictional character’s home would you most like to be invited for dinner?
Putting in my RSVP to the Luthor mansion (Smallville), because I'd get a gourmet meal and entertainment all in one.
5} If you could invite three fictional couples to your own house for dinner, who would they be?
Lee Adama/Kara Thrace (Battlestar Galactica), Hoban Wasburne/Zoe Washburne (Firefly), and Sam Starrett/Alyssa Locke (Troubleshooters)
6} Which fictional character could probably entice you into his/her bed?
Sam Anders (Battlestar Galactica). No "probably" about it.
7} Which fictional character would most likely have broken your heart?
Dean Winchester (Supernatural). Or Mal Reynolds (Firefly). Or maybe Sam Starrett (Troubleshooters). *sigh* Why do I like them darkly witty and perpetually tortured?
8} In which fictional character’s home would you most like to live?
I'd totally live on Serenity, minus the Reavers and occassional livestock.
Name your top six TV shows right now, before reading the questions.
1} Battlestar Galactica
5} Grey's Anatomy
1} Who is your favourite character from #2? (Supernatural)
Let's see... oh, this is so hard... um, could it be Dean Winchester? Quite possibly.
2} Who is your least favourite character from #4? (House)
Cameron. Try as I may to like her, she just bugs the shit out of me.
3} What would a crossover between #1 and #5 include? (Battlestar Galactica and Grey's Anatomy)
Oh for gods sake. Well... Kara would sleep her way through the pretty men of Seattle Grace, probably starting with Mark the Manwhore. George, having fallen out with Burke, would align with Tigh, becoming his protege and puppy-eyed secret weapon. Bailey and Roslin would come to blows over who had the best Glare of Death and the world's most powerful estrogen. Lee and Mer would only need to encounter each other to infect the universe with critical levels of emo. Christina would glue herself to Adama's side, hoping to unleash the secrets of his unfliching, unaffected evenness. Izzie would be the last of the Final Five, and she and Caprica-Six would band together to take over the world and inflict various forms of bizarre sexual torture on Gaius. He would love every second of it. Helo and Derrick would despise each other on sight, and wage the war of the pious from their respective high horses. Alex would sweep in, dimples blazing, complete with white scrubs and wifebeater, to rescue Dee from her sham of a marraige. And if god loves me at all, Anders and Addison would do nothing but have sweaty glorious sex.
4} Who is your favourite ship from #6? (Psych)
Shawn/Juliet (and by that, I totally mean Shawn/Gus, because really, is there a better duo on this show?).
5} If you were to set one person from #3 and one person from #6 on a blind date, who would they be? (Heroes and Psych)
Let's put Jessica with Shawn, just for the hell of it. I'd love to see how long it took him to figure out she wasn't Nikki, and how long it would take her to get tired of his motor mouth and snap him like a twig.
6} If you could meet one person from #4 and spend the day with them, who would it be, and what would you do? (House)
I'd tail House for the day, and simply observe... perhaps with a voice recorder, so I could capture all the insanity and reflect on the oh-sp-wrong hilarity later.
7} If you could change one thing about #2's plot line, what would you change? (Supernatural)
The climax of "In My Time of Dying." *sniff* Make him come back!
8} Explain a relationship between two people (not necessarily romantic) from show #5, and why you like the relationship between them. (Grey's Anatomy)
I've always loved the George/Izzie friendship - their trust and openness and loyalty... Izzie can be a pain sometimes, but George is fully aware. George can be a spaz sometimes, but Izzie takes it in stride (no matter how vocal and harping she is about it). There's a lot of faith there, and it's refreshing. That said... the jury's still out on the George/Izzie relationship. Grey's fans far and wide are crying foul, but I'm... kinda liking it. Even as a Callie lover. Go figure.
9} If the lead title characters (first name in the credits) from #1 and #3 were both drowning, and you could only save one, who would it be? (Battlestar Galactica and Heroes)
It would be the two massive ensemble shows. Okay, seriously, does anyone actually believe that Olmos couldn't save himself? And I'm ashamed to admit that, must like Lost, I never pay attention to the cast scroll for Heroes. Who's first, Santiago Cabrera? Yeah, I'd save Isaac. Mostly because he's hot.
10} If you could change the title characters' order in the credits for #4, what order would you choose? (House)
Hugh always goes first, so let's just get that straight now. In fact, let's give him twice the name time, just in sheer appreciation for his gloriousness. Then let's do Robert Sean Leonard (Wilson), Lisa Edelstein (Cuddy), Omar Epps (Foreman), Jesse Spencer (Chase), and then, if we must, Jennifer Morrisson (Cameron).
11} If you were able to add a new character, any kind of character you wanted, to the storyline for #6, what would the character be like, and what would their role be? (Psych)
Oh wow. I think I would add Gus' dad, and have him be a complete slob and borderline lush, just to compensate for his son's adorable OCD and glorious geekiness (and possibly bond with Shawn's papa - solidarity ho!).
12} What happens in your favourite episode of show #2? (Supernatural)
My daddy shot your daddy in the heeeeeead... *ahem* Oh, right. Um, there was evil!Sam. And terrorized Jo. And tortured, forced-to-ask-for-help Dean. And Bobby, ruler of the free universe. And did I mention evil!Sam? So... not technically, no. Sam was possessed with the escaped, pissed-off demon we once knew as Meg, and proceeded to fuck with heads and shoot hot brothers before he was finally taken down. It was the best day ever.
13} If you could kill off one of the characters in #1, who would it be and how would you do it? (Battlestar Galactica)
CALLY. For gods sake, Cally. I cannot stand that whining, sniveling, Sharon-shooting brat. She has absolutely no redeeming qualities, and I wish the Chief really had beaten her to death. So how would I kill her? Oh, the possibilities. *rubs hands together* I think it would be poetic justice if she was shot by an Eight. Not Athena, but an Eight who remembers being Boomer. And no quick deaths for Cally, no no. I want a gut-shot, that's long and painful.
14} If you got the chance to visit the set for either show #3 or show #5, which would you choose? (Heroes or Grey's Anatomy)
Hmmm... molest- I mean, mingle with the men (and kickass ladies) of Heroes, or slap the shit out of Isiah Washington? Decisions, decisions. Adrian Pasdar in the flesh is oh-so-tempting, and Zachary Quinto and Leonard Roberts and even Milo... But I think I'd really have to snap up the opportunity to let our fallen Dr. Burke know what a sad, sorry excuse for a black man in the spotlight he has become to the minority community. With my open fist. And then perhaps I could molest Eric Dane a little.
15} If you could date anyone from any of these shows, which show and which person?
I'm reading carefully, and I don't see the word "one" in there anywhere. But I suppose I'll play by the rules. If we're talking dateable actor, hellooo Jensen Ackles. But if this means picking a character... Sam Anders, come to Courtney.
You know what #7 made me realize? If Sam and Dean weren't brothers, I could totally see the slash-happy vibes. I mean, I see them now, but they just... wouldn't squick me. Damn you, Kripke!