(And yes, whores, I like Fall Out Boy. I have embraced the emo. Deal.)
Sidebar: I worship at the altar of Wentz just as often as the next girl, but for whatever reason, I think Patrick Stump is the cutest thing ever. And I do mean cute, in an adorable Disney chipmunk 'I want to pinch his cheeks' kind of way. I think it's because he reminds me of Trent, one of my old bartenders, who - despite his zero-gauge plugs and Deadly Sins & Holy Graces tattoos - was delightfully, deceptively cute. I miss Trent.
Aaanyway... Moving on.
Snagged from dazzamre, who rocks for her Eyal Podell love alone. Most people don't know who Eyal Podell is.
Mmm, character crossovers. I was just talking to kalenodonnell about the drool-worthy possibilities behind an ultimate pairing crossover, though I couldn't see how it could ever happen. Feasibly, anyway. I hereby dub thee the Star-Crossed Character Meme!
First, write down the names of 12 characters. Then read and answer the questions. You can't look at the questions (or click on the cut) until you write down the 12 characters you're going to use.
01} Malcolm Reynolds (Firefly)
02} Samuel T. Anders (Battlestar Galactica)
03} Chloe Sullivan (Smallville)
04} Dean Winchester (Supernatural)
05} Amy Abbott (Everwood)
06} Kara Thrace (Battlestar Galactica)
07} Sam Winchester (Supernatural)
08} Caprica-Six (Battlestar Galactica)
09} Ephram Brown (Everwood)
10} Clark Kent (Smallville)
11} Michael Guerin (Roswell)
12} Lee Adama (Battlestar Galactica)
Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to?
I'm fairly positive that there is no Michael/Kara fic in existence, but now that I think about it... hotness. Hotness. Michael is Kara's kind of fucked-up, all dark and self-deprecating, and Kara, with her facade of confidence and "screw you" attitude, is right up Michael's alley. Sparks would fly, I tell you. And maybe blood. Then again, there might be too many childhood issues with these two.
Do you think Four is hot? How hot?
Nah, not really. (And we all know I'm a damn liar.)
What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?
Hah! That would be classic. Lee and his Cylon issues, procreating with not just a Six, but Caprica Six, who's head over heels for a man Lee despises. Not to mention the obvious - Lee would have to be in love with her to do so, which I just can't fathom. But now I kind of want to fathom it, just to see the fallout from all angles - Kara, Gaius, the Old Man... Yeah, somebody write that for me, k?
Can you recommend any fic(s) about Nine?
I haven't really read much Everwood, but I do have a favorite - behrbemine's Broken Ballerina (Song of My Soul). It's desperately bleak, foolishly hopeful, hauntingly beautiful, and so very, very Ephram.
Would Two and Six make a good couple?
Excuse me while I sigh. I'm as big a Lee/Kara fan as the next girl, but if we're talking pairings that actually work, I'm completely Sam/Kara. Bottom line - he's good for her. That just doesn't seem to be what she wants, or what she's ever wanted. Kara wants to suffer. She needs to hurt to feel alive, and Anders is always going to do everything in his power to prevent hurting her. It's a vicious cycle.
Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?
Ephram/Amy or Clark/Amy
Five/Nine! For god's sake, Five/Nine! Nevermind that Amy and Ephram are canon, and my Everwood OTP... The thought of Amy and Clark is positively painful. Oh, the emo. It'd be teen angst overload, and not in that good Ephramy way that I love.
What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?
LMAO. You'll have to give me a second - I'm in tears over the mere thought of Anders and Lee getting themselves into a compromising situation, much less getting caught. That said, and being completely honest... if we did walk into that section of the Twilight Zone, it would be hot, and Sam might even have sense enough to act outraged while he watched. Maybe.
Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fic.
Oh, the Chlois thoughts running through my head. But then, there was that evil!Chloe idea. Okay, so... Clark Kent has one chance to save the world. To prevent the extinction of the human race, he must destroy the vessel of Zod. The fate of many may have outweighed the fate of one when the cost was Lex Luthor, but is the price the same when Armageddon wears the face of a friend?
Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?
There's barely such a thing as One fluff. :) But Mal with Caprica? Let's just say hell no and leave it at that.
Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic.
Oh lord, it would be these two. Uh... "There and Back Again."
What kind of plot device would you use if you wanted Four to deflower One?
I don't ever want to see that. Ever. Besides, Mal doesn't get deflowered, he gets plowed.
Does anyone on your friends list read Seven slash?
I think the question is, "do any of them read Seven het?". All I've ever seen is Sam slash. Somebody write me some Sam/Ava, dammit!
Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?
Hmmm. I don't think anybody reads Smallville but me. For the record, I only read Chloe het.
Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?
Most of them write Eleven. They're so good to me.
Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five?
Wow, how random is that? Amy wouldn't know what to do with one of them, much less both. The testosterone alone would kill her before she ever got them naked. And then they'd kill each other, for fun. I can kind of see Dean/Amy, though, which is a little scary. All that said - if anyone did write Anders/Amy/Dean, I have no doubt that it would be decidedly. And it would probably kick ass.
What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion?
Please don't make me imagine that. I'll have nightmares. Besides, would the Boy Scout even scream? He's so... whitebread. Maybe I can't see it because I can't equate Clark with "passion." Now, Kal is a different story...
If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, which song would you choose?
Chris Cornell's "Disappearing One" (I'm your disappearing one, vanish when the curtain's drawn, but I will come again, and you will let me in, and you'll see I never disappear for long...)
If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warnings be?
Yeah, only one warning necessary. Caution: May Melt Retinas.
What might be a good pick-up line for Two to use on Ten?
Why do you keep making me see these things? Whyyyyyyy? *best Nancy Kerrigan voice* My retinas are now melting for a completely different reason. Just... oh, god. No, I can't do it. Fifth, dammit! I plead the fifth!
When was the last time you read a fic about Five?
It's been awhile. (And just for the curious, it was behrbemine's "New York, New York", which she has not finished. Pooh.)
What is Six's super-sekrit kink?
I think Kara would kill to get some ass in her Viper. Probably Anders ass, while Lee watched. Mmm. Just a sec, there's a party in my head.
Would Eleven shag Nine? Drunk or sober?
Hell and no. Not even drunk. Even if I thought Michael swung that way, Ephram's far too emo. And I don't think Guerin could stand the hair competition.
If Three and Seven get together, who tops?
Oooh, now there's a pair that could work. She's sweet but spunky, and smart as hell, which is perfect for him. He'll never have to worry about feeling like a freak - after Clark and meteor freaks, she's pretty much seen it all - or, really, worry about her, since she's proven time and time again that she can handle herself (and even save his ass, if need be). And Chloe tops, because Sam would squash her like a bug.
"One and Nine are in a happy relationship until Nine suddenly runs off with Four."
...now that's just wrong on all counts. *shudder*
How would you feel if Seven/Eight was canon?
Hmmm. I'm rolling it around, and I'm kinda liking it. It's all kinds of odd, but it just might work. Especially if it was Evil!Sam. Oh, yes, I'm liking that one very, very much. And if nothing else, they'd be pretty as hell together, and she'd actually have to look up at a man for a change.